This is a gif chat starter masterlist that was requested by an anon. I apologise for the wait! I have never read a starter masterlist before and I got most of my inspiration from the starter tag (I altered the starters before adding them to the list), I apologise if there are any striking similarities between these starters and ones included in your masterlist, it was not intentional. Also, thank you to Beth and Jen, as they helped me with this list! I hope someone finds this useful.

  • Falling in love with a cute boy/girl at a coffee shop sounds really nice, but all I see is middle aged women in yoga pants and eleven year olds with iPhones.
  • Fell asleep on the couch, woke up on the couch, I’m getting a bit emotional. 
  • This hangover is pretty bad, my head has never hurt so much before, but at least the bathroom tiles are cold.
  • If you have ever said ‘Swiggity Swag’ you’re dead to me. 
  • Did I really just get rejected by a girl wearing a Justin Bieber shirt? Wow, that’s a new low, even for me.
  • I have a sudden urge to redecorate and organize my room, but that requires effort and a lot of heavy lifting. Who wants to do it for me?
  • I saw an old woman pull up a sixteen year old’s pants today because they were practically hanging down to his knees, I knew I loved old people for a reason. 
  • If you’re going to walk in the cycle lane, I am going to run you over. 
  • If you choose to sit beside me on the bus, please make sure you have bathed within the last week. I’m tired of spending my mornings next to people that smell worse than a wet dog.
  • Some drunk man knocked on my door at three in the morning and left his dog outside my door. Who wants a new pet? He seems sort of friendly.
  • If you say you didn’t love Hannah Montana, you’re lying.
  • Over one thousand channels and there is absolutely nothing on, great.
  • The cashier at 7/11 doesn’t seem to know how to count change. Open up your eyes or go back to school, dumbass.
  • Turns out I’m not the chef I thought I was, anybody want some badly burnt and incredibly chewy brownies?
  • I think I saw the love of my life on the subway today. I’m going to start using public transport regularly.
  • The amount of people I saw pulling a door that clearly said ‘push ‘today is ridiculous. 
  • How fucking hard is it to remember to turn on your goddamn turn signal? I’d rather not be in a car crash today, thanks.
  • I wish I could run as fast as I can type, I’d never survive a zombie apocalypse. 
  • But seriously, what would you do if the Purge was real?
  • Did Burger King really just decline my job application? Whatever, I always preferred McDonald’s.
  • My head’s throbbing and there is a girl in my bathroom, it was a good Friday night. 
  • I’m watching Jersey Shore and I can actually feel my IQ lowering. 
  • There is nothing I love more than waking up to my neighbor’s dog barking at seven in the morning. What a great start to my weekend. 
  • This is a serious question and I expect a lot of thought to go into it, Vine or Instagram? 
  • Ironically, irony is the most misused word in the English language. 
  • Am I the only one who gave my friends haircuts with their knowledge or consent in kindergarden?
  • I just learned that it is actually ‘Duct Tape’, my life has been a lie. 
  • My dream in life is to follow a family around DisneyWorld and photobomb them the entire time. 
  • After seeing what I just saw I don’t think I’ll be able to ride the bus again.
  • I’m about fifty percent sure I saw Paris Hilton on the train today. It may have been a random blonde with pink lipgloss, a huge handbag and what appeared to be a dog, but I think it was her. 
  • I think today is a ‘curl up and watch movies in bed’ kind of day. Who wants to bring me cookies or hot chocolate? You can bring both if you want, whatever floats your boat. 
  • Does anyone actually keep mouthwash in their mouth for thirty seconds or is that just a myth? 
  • Do you think the people in Starbucks even try to spell names right anymore? It’s probably more fun to see a person’s face when you manage to spell a three letter name completely wrong. 
  • Guyliner is becoming far too common. I saw at least ten dudes looking like pandas today. 
  • I just watched Spring Breakers and realised how truly boring my life is- that and how creepy James Franco looks with dreadlocks and gold teeth. 
  • Is it possible to feel twenty two when you’re seventeen?
  • If I go into one more thrift shop and someone starts singing Macklemore across the street I will punch them in the face.
  • It’s never fun to wake up on your ex’s lawn. It’s even worse when they turn the sprinklers on. 
  • Honestly, I don’t know how half of you made it passed middle school.
  • I want to be reincarnated as a shark. Or maybe a bear. Something cool. 
  • Am I the only one that can tell the difference between Coke and Diet Coke?
  • I was at a campfire last night and it was pretty fun until some douche pulled out his guitar and began singing Wonderwall. He actually had to ask me why I threw my drink over him. 
  • Saturday night and nothing to do, at least the neighbors seem to be enjoying themselves.
  • Jumping out of a window isn’t nearly as easy as the movies make it look.
  • I may not be twelve anymore, but I still love it when my mom packs my lunch. 
  • The cinnamon challenge is on my bucket list, as is the ice challenge. 
  • Who wants to go on a road-trip? I’m thinking Vegas.
  • Who wants to start a band with me? I’m pretty amazing on the air drums. 
  • Am I the only one that got emotional during the Hangover Part III?
  • Does anyone know how to fix phones? I may have dropped mine somewhere a phone should never be dropped.
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